There's a reason NoNutNovember interrupted - I've never seen such wet orgasms before

- Holy shit, did you come inside?! - Well, you wanted a change, so here you go

I'm not like that and I don't jerk off to customers! Wow, for 10 bitcoins, you're already on the dick

Oops, I should've told you not to put sperm inside

Creampie?! Whatever, I'll give birth to the landlord and I won't have to pay rent